Debt Relief Clearinghouse

Debt Relief Clearinghouse - Clearing Out The House

When it's time to relieve your debt, you should turn to a debt relief clearinghouse. No, this isn't the junk mail you get that promises you a million of Ed McMahon's dollars. I doubt Ed McMahon even really has a million dollars, considering he hasn't been on TV for so long. And all he did was laugh at Carson. Does this really warrant a million dollars? Is this world the kind that people can get a million dollars for doing nothing? Oh wait, yes it is. And it's no different for debt relief clearinghouse. With debt relief clearinghouse you can get a million dollars for doing nothing. It's so simple it should be a sin. And it is. It's a sin according to the Pope. Ask him. I did.

What the Pope has to say about debt relief clearinghouse

The following is an email sent from the Vatican from Pope John Paul II's very own iMac:

Hello Debt Relief Guy.

John here. I have heard a lot about this debt relief clearinghouse b.s. lately and I have a few things to say about it. Let me tell you that as an old guy it really gets my goat to see so many people running around tripping themselves up over debt relief clearinghouse. In fact, if I could call up God and ask him to zap everyone who gets a debt relief clearinghousewith lighting, well, I would. But God and I don't have that sort of relationship anymore. He's mad at me I think. Won't return my phone calls. Thinks I don't make the effort to be friends. I hate people like that, don't you? God's such a bitch. But anyway, yeah, debt relief clearinghouseis now officially a sin.

You take part in it, you go to Hell. Period. Deal with it.

Thanks, Debt Relief Guy.

Peace.

JP II

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